Sunday, April 6, 2008

a most interesting phone call.

Can you believe how long its been since i last blogged? My sincerest apologies to the people who read this (assuming some people actually do?).
Well today i received a most interesting phone call.
alpha: "surplus sam's alpha speaking?" (why do i always do that when i'm at home!!)
*shakes head to clear brains*
person on other line: "uuuuh. oh is this surplus sam's?"
*i recognize the voice to be that of my dear brother Sam to whom i extend my 'sorry' for being so confusing.*
alpha: "oh, no. sorry sam, this is home."
sam: "oh ok do you do that often? was that intentional?" (sam laughing)
alpha: "yes well unfortunately i DO do it quite often, but quite unintentionally. whats up?"
sam: "well i'm just calling to tell you that Yvonne's pregnant."
*way to just drop the bomb eh? i mean he could have at least broken it to me a bit easier doncha think?*
alpha: screams quite loudly, demands to know if he's lying to her (i wouldn't put it past him to do something like that to me), and then demands to talk to Yvonne.

So yes folks! Yvonne really is pregnant! and i'm authorized to tell as many people as i want! YAY!!!
but the downside is that i really want one of my own now. a baby, that is (in case you were confused....somehow....). in fact i always have, but now i guess you could say my biological clock is going into overdrive.
patience, alpha, patience.

peace out people, go have a raindance in this fabulous vancouver rain.

Aunty Alpha (for the fourth time)